Anti-Horny Paladin

"'No. Shut the fuck up. The brothel explodes as you are about to go in and flaming hookers fly out.'"

"- Aziz describing a case of a smited brothel in The Brigadiers"

Anti-Horny Paladin is a constant in the Fellers universe. He appeared at the beginning of the universe fully born and cannot die no matter what. He is the judge and jury of horny Fellers.

If a player character tries to enter a brothel it will be smited. If a player character gets too horny they will be smited. If a player posts NSFW drawings of Fellers characters in the Discord they will be smited so hard all their player characters will instantly cease to exist.

Appearance
The Anti-Horny Paladin's appearance changes based on the location and time period he is in. However, no matter where or when he is, he will always be fully armoured with his identity hidden.

Abilities and Powers

 * Horny-B-Gone Smite - This is an amplified version of the regular paladin smite that reflects the horniness of a person back at them and triples it along with the divine energy found in regular smites. When this ability is used a blinding flash of white can be seen throughout the universe along with a booming voice saying "REMEMBER. NO HORNY."