Jeffrey Jonas Abrams

Jeffrey Jonas Abrams (more commonly known as J. J. Abrams) was an American filmmaker. He is known for his work in the genres of action, drama, and science fiction.

Backstory
Abrams was born and raised in New York City, the son of television producer Gerald W. Abrams (born 1939) and executive producer Carol Ann Abrams (née Kelvin; 1942–2012). His sister is screenwriter Tracy Rosen. He attended Palisades High School. After graduating from high school, Abrams planned on going to art school rather than a traditional college, but eventually enrolled at Sarah Lawrence College, following his father's advice: "it's more important that you go off and learn what to make movies about than how to make movies." (From Wikipedia)

Some time after Abrams finished directing and co-writing Star Wars: The Rise of Skywalker, he was approached by Paramount Pictures to create a fourth Star Trek reboot film. However on the way to work, Abrams was trampled by a horde of sweaty Star Trek fans carrying toy phasers and dressed as James T. Kirk followed by a swarm of plastic lightsaber-wielding Star Wars nerds in brown bathrobes.

Instead of immediately going into the afterlife, the god Bahamut gave Abrams a chance to come back to life. If he became a crew member on board the TSI Heavenheart and managed to survive until the very end of Voyage to the Stars, Abrams would be brought back to life and become able to fill the next Star Trek movie with as many lensflares as he wanted. However, if he died he would be sent to the deepest layer of hell.

Trivia

 * He loves lenseflares. You'll probably go blind if you watch all the Star Trek reboot movies in one sitting.